- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9+10? 19

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

So a horse walks into a barn.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

boobs.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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