- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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