- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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