Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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