- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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