- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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