Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Penis

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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