Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

a. why? b. because

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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