- Anti Joke

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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