What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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