- Anti Joke

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.