Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Your all fags

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Are you Drew?

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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