- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Donald Trump

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Donald Trump

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Donald Trump

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Donald Trump

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."