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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Romans rights.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

A mans opinion.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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