Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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knock knock who's there no one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Pinus Testicles

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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