Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Knock knock. Racism.

No.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

A homosexual walks into a church

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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