Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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full house

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Jimmy Saville

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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