- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's clear and wet? water

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

An irish man walks out of a bar

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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