What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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