Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Penis

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Womens rights !

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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The Barackness Monster

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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