- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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