My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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