- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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