A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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im watching you..

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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