two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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shut up iggy

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Roey Jegen

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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There's my tractor.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Anti Joke

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