Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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balls

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Tim and Eric

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you and your family will die tonight

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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what happens every day? People die

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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