goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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