- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Do you want icecream, Björn?

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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