what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What black and has children A black man

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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