What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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