What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Womens rights !

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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