What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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