- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Knock Knock Go Away

Get in the car.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Pinus Testicles

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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