What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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