Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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