What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Donald Trump

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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GONNA

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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