- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

what's worst than being gay? being black

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

I've got a dig bick

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

try slamming a revolving door

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