- Anti Joke

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did Delaware? A coat.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.