What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What color is red paint? Red

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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