- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

a man walked into a bar ouch

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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