- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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