- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

A Jew! Bless you.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Pain Olympics.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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