- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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