What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Black People.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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I Have a Black Friend

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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