What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

obama

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

hi

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

tims sty:)

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Cancer

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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