- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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what time is it? 3:16

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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