What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A women's opinion.

A Jew! Bless you.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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