- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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