If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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black guy graduating high school

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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why does column have a letter n?

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Where do you live? In a house

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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