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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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