- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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