- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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