What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Justin's humor

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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