Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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