Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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