- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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